Pet personality, officially employed
Your pet has a job. We make the paperwork funny.
Turn their quirks into a free Pet Employee Card you can download and share.
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Petential employee file
Mochi
Current position
Chief Treat Officer
In charge of snack audits, kitchen patrol, and making sure no cheese goes unreported.
A very serious process
Three details. One very specific employee.
The best pet jokes are the ones only their people would understand. Tell us the essentials and make a card built for sharing.
- 01
Give us their name
Every great employee file needs a name at the top.
02
Confess the worst habit
Midnight barking? Sock theft? The evidence is useful.
03
Name the obsession
Squirrels, snacks, laps, or one very specific squeaky toy.
Made for sharing
The card is the reveal. Send it to the group chat.
Give your pet an official-sounding title, then download or share their free employee card with the people who know their quirks best.
Make a free employee cardYour pet's promotion awaits
Give their quirks an official title.
Name the employee, report the habit, reveal the obsession, and make a card worth sending around.
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